Quotations About Games Page 5
We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital.
Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.
There is certainly something in angling that tends to produce a serenity of the mind.
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
This is the second most exciting indoor sport, and the other one shouldn't have spectators.
Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?