Quotations About Games Page 4
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.
Nothing there but basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.
Some people skate to the puck. I skate to where the puck is going to be.
If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same.
We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital.
May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it.
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf.