Quotations About Games Page 4
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it.
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf.
The invention of basketball was not an accident. It was developed to meet a need. Those boys simply would not play "Drop the Handkerchief."
Nothing there but basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.
Some people skate to the puck. I skate to where the puck is going to be.
If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same.