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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Erma Bombeck


I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfield


May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it.
Irish Blessing


People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
Rogers Hornsby


Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.
S.A. Sachs


It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf.
Robert Lynd


The invention of basketball was not an accident. It was developed to meet a need. Those boys simply would not play "Drop the Handkerchief."
James Naismith


Nothing there but basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.
Ogden Nash


Some people skate to the puck. I skate to where the puck is going to be.
Wayne Gretzky


If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same.
Bob Golic


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