Quotations About Games Page 2
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right.
I haven't been able to slam-dunk the basketball for the past five years. Or, for the thirty-eight years before that, either.
A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.
Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.
Red ice sells hockey tickets.
Fishing is the sport of drowning worms.
Great teamwork is the only way we create the breakthroughs that define our careers.
Eighteen holes of match or medal play will teach you more about your foe than will 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.