Quotations About Football
Related: Basketball, Games, Sports, Baseball, Hockey
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.
If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same.
I look at the NBA as a football game without the helmet.
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.
Heywood Hale Brown
American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.
Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.
Football is not a contact sport. It's a collision sport. Dancing is a good example of a contact sport.
You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.