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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Erma Bombeck


Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.
S.A. Sachs


If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same.
Bob Golic


I look at the NBA as a football game without the helmet.
Tom Tolbert


Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
Jim Bouton


Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.
Heywood Hale Brown


American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.
Sue Lawley


Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.
Doug Plank


Football is not a contact sport. It's a collision sport. Dancing is a good example of a contact sport.
Duffy Daugherty


You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.
Dan Birdwell


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