Quotations About Football Page 2
Related: Basketball, Games, Sports, Baseball, Hockey
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same.