Quotations About Football Page 2
Related: Basketball, Games, Sports, Baseball, Hockey
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.
Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same.