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Quotations About Children

Related: Teenagers

You will always be your child's favorite toy.

What a child doesn't receive he can seldom later give.

Children have more need of models than of critics.

Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children.

Your children tell you casually years later what it would have killed you with worry to know at the time.

Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.

Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery.

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.

The thing that impresses me most about America is the way parents obey their children.

If there is anything that we wish to change in the child, we should first examine it and see whether it is not something that could better be changed in ourselves.

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

Men fear Death, as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other.

Come little babe, come silly soul, Thy father's shame, thy mother's grief,

Grown don't mean nothing to a mother. A child is a child. They get bigger, older, but grown? What's that suppose to mean? In my heart it don't mean a thing.

It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same.

Parents who are afraid to put their foot down usually have children who step on their toes.

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.

Children make your life important.

When a child is born, so are grandmothers.

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often.

Never have children, only grandchildren.

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer.

I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain.

A wise child makes a glad father, but a foolish child is a mother's grief.

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.

You have a lifetime to work, but children are only young once.

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up.

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music.

There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.

Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.

Spring weather is life a child's face, changing three times a day.

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today.

Counsel men to discipline their children, but not to divorce their wives.