Quotations About Children Page 3
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
Franklin P. Jones
Parents who are afraid to put their foot down usually have children who step on their toes.
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
Children make your life important.
If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often.
When a child is born, so are grandmothers.