Quotations About Baseball Page 2
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No game in the world is as tidy and dramatically neat as baseball, with cause and effect, crime and punishment, motive and result, so cleanly defined.
When I am not playing baseball I like to sleep and hang out with my friends playing Xbox.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?