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Quotations About Alcohol

O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! that we should, with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause, transform ourselves into beasts!
William Shakespeare

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little.
Herman "Jackrabbit"

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.
P.J. O'Rourke

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
John Marcellus Huston

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
James Thurber

Draft beer, not people.

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