Canada Day: Quotes About Canada - Page 2
Canadians don't deal with the same kind of health care problems and traumas we face. They have a health care system based on treating hockey injuries and curing sinus infections that come from trying to pronounce French vowels.
P. J. O'Rourke
Canadians don't have a very big political lever, we're nice guys.
I don't even know what street Canada is on.
In a world darkened by ethnic conflicts that tear nations apart, Canada stands as a model of how people of different cultures can live and work together in peace, prosperity, and mutual respect.
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There are no limits to the majestic future which lies before the mighty expanse of Canada with its virile, aspiring, cultured, and generous-hearted people.
When I'm in Canada, I feel this is what the world should be like.
You look at the history -- the aboriginal people welcomed the first settlers here with open arms, fed us and took care of us ... that continues today, we welcome people from all nations to come in and share.
Geography has made us neighbors. History has made us friends. Economics has made us partners. And necessity has made us allies. Those whom nature hath so joined together, let no man put asunder. What unites us is far greater than what divides us.
John F. Kennedy, 1961
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?
A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.
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