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Funny Quotations from Towelhead

Towelhead is a comedy-drama coming-of-age film about a young Lebanese-American as she tries to get a hold of her life. The young girl, Jasira Maroun, is sent to live with her father after her mother's live-in boyfriend helps her shave her pubic hair. With her father, she must deal with his strictness. She also starts to have a sexual awakening after viewing adult magazines while baby-sitting. She then starts to fall in love with the next-door neighbor. Directed by Alan Ball. Starring Summer Bishil, Aaron Eckhart, and Peter Macdissi. Based on the novel of the same name by Alicia Erian.

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Towelhead received mixed reviews from critics upon its release. The movie received less than one-million dollars at the box office. However, it has since gotten great reviews from ordinary people around the world and has become a success on DVD and television. Continue reading for some humorous Towelhead quotes.


School Photographer: OK Jessera...
Jasira Maroun: [looks upward] It's Jasira.
[Photographer takes picture]
School Photographer: Next!
Jasira Maroun: No habla espanol.
Janitor: Your parents don't speak Spanish at home? Aie, aie aie.
Jasira Maroun: Can't I pick them out?
Woman at store: This is the kind my daughter likes.
Rifat Maroun: What's wrong with these?
Woman at store: Their thicker not as comfortable.
Rifat Maroun: Heh, right. But those are twice as expensive.
Woman at store: Well that's probably the comfort issue I was referring to earlier.
Gail: I'm Jasira's neighbor.
Thomas Maroun: I'm Thomas, Jasira's boyfriend.
Jasira Maroun: Are you digging for oil?
Travis Vuoso: [Laughs] How old are you?
Jasira Maroun: Thirteen.
Travis Vuoso: Ah, you look older.
Rifat Maroun: You are not to see that boy again. Do you understand?
Jasira Maroun: [speaking on phone to Thomas] You can't come over; you're black.
Rifat Maroun: Don't make me out to be a racist when I have your best interests at heart.
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