Funny Quotations from The Wedding Singer
The Wedding Singer is a romantic comedy full of music film about a wedding singer and an engaged woman to be married. The movie follows Robbie, the singer, and Julia, a waitress, as they both find out that they are with the wrong people. Along the way, the two find each other and realize that their pasts shouldn't stop them from having a great future together. Directed by Frank Coraci. Starring Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore, and Christine Taylor.
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The Wedding Singer received mostly positive reviews upon its release and it went on to be a huge financial success, making almost five times what that of its budget. Today, the movie is considered as one of the greatest Adam Sandler movies and a great romance film for dates and lonely nights. Continue reading for some hilarious The Wedding Singer quotes.
Robbie: Now let's cut the stupid cake because I know the fat guy's gonna have a heart attack if we don't eat again soon...
[fat man shrugs]
Robbie: And while we do that here's a little mood music for you.
Robbie: All right, remember - alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you!
Robbie: [Glenn offers him a drink after Jason insults him] No, I'm not a big drinker.
Glenn: Well I am, how about an "Alabama Slammer"?
Glenn's buddy: Sounds like a plan.
Robbie: Yeah, go ahead, have a few drinks and, you know, drive home.
Father of the Bride: You are the worst wedding singer in the world, buddy!
Robbie: Sir, one more outburst from you and I will strangle you with my microphone wire.
Robbie: Are you drinking, too?
Julia: No, it's Coca-Cola.
Robbie: Are you sure? There's no rum in that Coca-Cola?
Julia: I'm not a big drinker. And if it was, I'd probably be puking more than that kid!
Robbie: Oh, I don't think anybody could puke more than than kid. I think I saw a boot come out of him.
Julia: You must be Linda.
Linda: Yeah, that's me, Robbie's fiance. Who are you?
Julia: I'm Julia Sullivan. Would you tell him that I came by to see him?
Linda: Oh yeah, surely will, Jennifer.
Julia: Not porno tongue. Church tongue.
Robbie: [laughing] Church tongue, I like that.
Petey: Hey Linda, you're a bitch.
Robbie: Thanks Petey, go back into the house. He might have Tourette Syndrome. We're looking into it.
Robbie: Hey. I kissed her, but it didn't mean anything, I just brought her the jacket.
Glenn: Kissed who?
Holly: Oh, me.
Glenn: Who hasn't?
Sammy: Hey, how do I look?
Robbie: I don't know, man. I would lose that glove. You look nuts.
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