Funny Quotations from The Wedding Singer
The Wedding Singer is a romantic comedy full of music film about a wedding singer and an engaged woman to be married. The movie follows Robbie, the singer, and Julia, a waitress, as they both find out that they are with the wrong people. Along the way, the two find each other and realize that their pasts shouldn't stop them from having a great future together. Directed by Frank Coraci. Starring Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore, and Christine Taylor.
The Wedding Singer received mostly positive reviews upon its release and it went on to be a huge financial success, making almost five times what that of its budget. Today, the movie is considered as one of the greatest Adam Sandler movies and a great romance film for dates and lonely nights. Continue reading for some hilarious The Wedding Singer quotes.
Robbie: Now let's cut the stupid cake because I know the fat guy's gonna have a heart attack if we don't eat again soon...
[fat man shrugs]
Robbie: And while we do that here's a little mood music for you.
Robbie: All right, remember - alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you!
Robbie: [Glenn offers him a drink after Jason insults him] No, I'm not a big drinker.
Glenn: Well I am, how about an "Alabama Slammer"?
Glenn's buddy: Sounds like a plan.
Robbie: Yeah, go ahead, have a few drinks and, you know, drive home.
Father of the Bride: You are the worst wedding singer in the world, buddy!
Robbie: Sir, one more outburst from you and I will strangle you with my microphone wire.
Robbie: Are you drinking, too?
Julia: No, it's Coca-Cola.
Robbie: Are you sure? There's no rum in that Coca-Cola?
Julia: I'm not a big drinker. And if it was, I'd probably be puking more than that kid!
Robbie: Oh, I don't think anybody could puke more than than kid. I think I saw a boot come out of him.
Julia: You must be Linda.
Linda: Yeah, that's me, Robbie's fiance. Who are you?
Julia: I'm Julia Sullivan. Would you tell him that I came by to see him?
Linda: Oh yeah, surely will, Jennifer.
Julia: Not porno tongue. Church tongue.
Robbie: [laughing] Church tongue, I like that.
Petey: Hey Linda, you're a bitch.
Robbie: Thanks Petey, go back into the house. He might have Tourette Syndrome. We're looking into it.
Robbie: Hey. I kissed her, but it didn't mean anything, I just brought her the jacket.
Glenn: Kissed who?
Holly: Oh, me.
Glenn: Who hasn't?
Sammy: Hey, how do I look?
Robbie: I don't know, man. I would lose that glove. You look nuts.
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