Funny Quotations from The Ugly Truth
The Ugly Truth is a romantic comedy film about a failing morning show producer who falls in love with cynic. The film begins when the failing TV producer calls into a television program featuring a man who is a cynic about relationships. Shortly after, she learns that her show may be cancelled and she must have the man on her show. The man ends up giving her advice to help her have a successful relationship and says that if she follows what he says, she will land the man of her dreams. She does just that. However, deep down the two are in love. Directed by Robert Luketic. Starring Gerard Butler and Katheirne Heigl.
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The Ugly Truth received enormously negative reviews. However, despite this, the film was a huge success financially and is now seen as a slightly above average comedy-romance film. Continue reading for some hilarious quotes from The Ugly Truth.
Colin: You look great!
Abby Richter: Oh, just doing the dishes.
Mike: [From red band clip] You're all about comfort and efficiency!
Abby Richter: What's wrong with comfort and efficiency?
Mike: Well nothing, except no one wants to fuck it.
Abby Richter: My cat stepped on the remote.
Mike: Well, be sure to thank your pussy for me.
Mike: It's not for you, it's for your bean.
Abby Richter: I love how you think every man is as perverse as you are.
Mike Chadway: Oh, I don't think. I know.
Abby Richter: Tell me about the doozy. You know, the woman who broke your heart.
Mike Chadway: You are just totally trying to kill my buzz.
Abby Richter: No, I'm not. I'm just interested in what makes you you.
Mike Chadway: Well, for your information, it was more than just one. It was more like a parade. Codependent girls, unfaithful girls, depressed girls, narcissistic girls, phony girls. Girls who, it turned out, didn't actually like me. By the time I hit 30, I realized that you can only have so many lousy relationships before you figure out there's no such thing as a good one.
Abby Richter: You can't really believe there's no such thing as a good relationship.
Mike Chadway: To my very core.
Mike Chadway: [to Abby, on how to attract Colin] You have to be two people. The saint and the sinner. The librarian and the stripper.
Mike Chadway: He'll call back in five seconds. Now, come on.
Abby Richter: What are you, Nostradamus?
Abby Richter: Amazing!
Abby Richter: I am not desperate!
Abby Richter: Why, did you think I sounded desperate?
Mike: Listen to you. Desperately asking me if you sounded desperate?
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