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The Santa Clause Quotes
Charlie, I'm sorry I didn't believe you.
Charlie:
That's okay, Neil. You were just denying your inner child.
Dr. Neil Miller:
You're going to make a great psychiatrist someday, kid.
Charlie:
Nah. I think that I'm going to go into the family business.
Scott Calvin:
Here we are. Denny's. Always open.
Charlie:
I don't wanna eat here.
Scott Calvin:
What are you talking about? Everybody likes Denny's, it's an American institution.
Charlie:
These are Santa's reindeer, aren't they?
Scott Calvin:
I hope not. These are... A gift. Probably from the cable company. We're getting the Disney Channel now. Merry Christmas.
Charlie:
Whoa, Dad! You're flying!
Scott Calvin:
It's okay, I'm used to it. I lived through the '60s.
Laura:
Here's Neil's mother's number.
Scott Calvin:
1-800-SPANK-ME? I know that number.
Little Elf Judy:
Not too hot. Extra chocolate. Shaken, not stirred.
Charlie:
Dad?
Scott Calvin:
What is it, Charlie?
Charlie:
Maybe you better leave some milk and cookies out, just in case. Okay?
Scott Calvin:
Great. I'll just go pre-heat the oven.
Charlie:
And don't forget the fire extinguisher!
Scott Calvin:
Good night, Charlie!
Charlie:
Get the bag of toys.
Scott Calvin:
And do what?
Charlie:
Go down the chimney.
Scott Calvin:
Down the chimney? You want me to take the toys down the chimney into a strange house, IN MY UNDERWEAR?
Scott Calvin:
Johnny, naughty. Gary, nice.
[Sees a beautiful woman]
Scott Calvin:
Veronica, very nice.
Veronica:
In your dreams, sleigh boy.
Mr. Whittle:
Good God, your weight! What happened?
Scott Calvin:
Bee sting. Evidently I'm allergic. It almost killed me. But, the guy at the Emergency Room said that eventually the swelling will go down. I hope.
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