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Funny Quotations from The Proposal

The Proposal is a romantic comedy-drama film about a Canadian citizen who tries to fake a marriage with her young assistant in order to avoid deportation and keep her Visa status. The film follows the lives of Margaret Tate and Andrew Paxton as they try to overcome their differences and stay close enough to not grow suspicion from authorities. Through the process, the unlikelyhood happens. They fall in love with each other, regardless of their differences. Directed by Anne Fletcher. Starring Sandra Bullock, Ryan Reynolds, and Mary Steenburgen.

The Proposal received mixed reviews upon its release, but they were still mostly negative. However, the film was a financial success, probably mostly due to Bullock's role in the movie and her popularity. Nonetheless, the film is pretty funny and is unique. If you like romance films, please check this one out if you haven't. Continue reading for some hilarious The Proposal quotes.


Andrew Paxton: [sarcastically] You can do this, but that would require you to stop snacking on children while they dream.
Margaret Tate: If you ever grab my ass again. I will kill you!
Margaret Tate: [on sleeping in the same bedroom with Andrew] We love to snuggle. Don't we honey?
Andrew Paxton: [sarcastically] Huge snugglers.
Margaret Tate: If you touch my ass one more time I will cut your balls off in your sleep, okay?
Andrew Paxton: Margaret, will you marry me? Because I'd like to date you.
Ramone: You can tell she's a good dancer by the way she drinks her soda pop.
Margaret Tate: [surprised to see Andrew at her office] Why are you panting?
Andrew Paxton: Cause I've been running.
Margaret Tate: From Alaska.
Margaret Tate: I am not getting in that boat!
Andrew Paxton: Fine, see you in three days.
Margaret Tate: You know I can't swim!
Andrew Paxton: Hence... the *boat*.
Margaret Tate: I can't swim!
Andrew Paxton: Hence, the boat!
Margaret Tate: What am I allergic to?
Andrew Paxton: Pine nuts, and the full spectrum of human emotion.
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