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Funny Quotations from The Princess Bride

The Princess Bride is a family adventure fantasy romance comedy film about Buttercup and Westley as they fall in love not once but twice. The film follows Buttercup as she falls in love with her farmhand Westley. However, Westley leaves to seek fortune but his ship is attacked. Buttercup think he is dead, so she agrees to marry the heir to the Florin throne. Before the wedding, she is kidnapped by three outlaws who are then pursued by a masked man in black, whom she later finds out is Westley. Directed by Rob Reiner. Starring Cary Elwes, Andre the Giant, Fred Savage, Carol Kane, Peter Falk, and Billy Crystal.

The Princess Bride received great reviews from critics, however, it initially received only modest success in theaters. Nonetheless, once the movie was released on home video, it became a cult classic and became considered the best film of 1987. It was nomianted for the Best Music, Original Song Oscar award. Continue reading for some hilarious The Princess Bride quotes.


Westley: Hear this now: I will always come for you.
Buttercup: But how can you be sure?
Westley: This is true love - you think this happens every day?
Westley: Hear this now: I will always come for you.
Buttercup: But how can you be sure?
Westley: This is true love - you think this happens every day?
Westley: We are men of action, lies do not become us.
Grandpa: She doesn't get eaten by the eels at this time.
The Grandson: What?
Grandpa: The eel doesn't get her. I'm explaining to to because you look nervous.
The Grandson: I wasn't nervous. Maybe I was a little bit "concerned" but that's not the same thing.
Inigo Montoya: He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.
Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Vizzini: Jump in after her!
Inigo Montoya: I can't swim.
Fezzik: I only dog paddle.
Vizzini: AGGHH!
Dread Pirate Roberts: Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Grandpa: It was ten days to the wedding. The King still lived, but Buttercup's nightmares were growing steadily worse.
The Grandson: See didn't I tell you she'd never marry that rotten Humperdinck.
Grandpa: Yes you're very smart. Shut up.
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