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Funny Quotations from The Goonies

The Goonies is a family comedy adventure film about a group of kids who set off to find a hidden pirate treasure after finding a treasure map. The film travels with the kids as it is their last summer together before school begins as they search for One-Eyed Willie's treasure. The movie is, in my opinion, one of the greatest films of all-time. It's funny, has a great story-line, and has enough action to keep you on the edge of your seat. Directed by Richard Donner. Starring Sean Astin, Josh Brolin, Jonathan Ke Quan, and Jeff Cohen.

The Goonies was a well received movie upon its release and was a huge financial success at the theaters. It has since been considered one of the best children adventure films and one of the most hilarious pre-teen movies. Here are a few great humorous quotes from The Goonies.


Sloth: Mama!
Mama Fratelli: Come to mama Slothy, come on hmm?
Sloth: Mama, you've been bad.
Mama Fratelli: Oh, Slothy. I may have been bad. I may have kept you chained up in that room but it was for your own good.
Chunk: whats all the stuff in the attic?
Mikey: It has something to do with my dad being the assistant curly, curny.
Brandon Walsh: [smacking Mikey on the back of the head] Curator.
Mikey: That's what I said.
Harriet Walsh: [Sirens wailing] Where are my boys?
Harriet Walsh, Irving Walsh: Mikey? Brand?
Mikey: Hi mom. Hi dad. I guess we're in big shit now right?
Mouth: Is this supposed to be water?
Mama Fratelli: It's wet, ain't it? Drink it!
Mikey: Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket.
Chunk: Mikey, Mikey, come on, our parents are worried. It's dinnertime. Why don't we go home?
Mikey: Home? What home? In a couple more hours, it ain't gonna be home anymore. Come on, guys, this is our time. Our last chance to see if there really is any rich stuff. We've got to.
Stef: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop! You can't do this.
Data: Why?
Mikey: Why?
Stef: Because these are somebody else's wishes. They're somebody else's dreams.
Mouth: Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here. This was my dream, my wish. And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back. I'm taking them all back.
Irene Walsh: Brandon Walsh! If you don't bring those kids back I'm going to commit Harri Krishna!
Brandon Walsh: That's Hari Kari, Ma!
Brandon Walsh: I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!
Mikey: What are you doing? It took him 376 lawn jobs to get that bike! That's his most favorite thing in the world!
Mouth: Now it's his most flattest thing in the world. Let's go!
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