Funny Quotations from The Big Lebowski
The Big Lebowski is a crime comedy film about an unemployed man who is an avid bowler when he has mistaken for another man who s a millionaire. The film continues as "The Dude" meets the real Lebowski the men were looking for and he is employed to deliver the money the kidnappers demand. Nonetheless, "The Dude"'s friend decides it would be in their best interest to keep the ransom money. Directed by the Coen Brothers. Starring Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Julianne Moore, Steve Buscemi, and John Turturro.
The Big Lebowski received great critical acclaim upon its release and is considered as Jeff Bridges' best acting work. The critics also praised the soundtrack of the movie. The film was a financial success in theaters and is considered a favorite amongst money people around the world today. Nonetheless, the film did not win an Oscar. Continue reading for some hilarious quotes from The Big Lebowski.
Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...
The Dude: Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?
Donny: Phone's ringing, Dude.
The Dude: Thank you, Donny.
The Dude: Also, my rug was stolen.
Younger Cop: The rug was in the car?
The Dude: No. It was here.
Younger Cop: [eager] Oh, separate incidents.
Maude Lebowski: [on answering machine] Jeffrey, this is Maude Lebowski. I need to see you. I'm the one who took your rug.
Younger Cop: Well. I guess we can close the file on that one.
Blond Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the fuck is this?
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.
Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
The Dude: Where's the fucking money Lebowski?
The Dude: Dude.
Nihilist: [on the phone] Who is this?
The Dude: Dude. The bag man, man. Where do you want us to go?
Nihilist: Us?
The Dude: [to Walter] Shit!
[to Nihilist]
The Dude: Uh. Yeah, uh. Me and, uh, the driver. I'm not handling the money, driving the car and talking on the phone all at the same time.
Nihilist: Shut the fuck up.
Walter Sobchak: Dude, are you fucking this up?
Nihilist: Who the fuck is that?
The Dude: That is the driver.
[Nihilist hangs up]
The Dude: Shit! Walter, you fuck... you fucked it up! You fucked it up! Her life was in our hands, man!
Walter Sobchak: Nothing is fucked here, Dude. Come on, you're being very un-Dude. They'll call back.
The Big Lebowski: They did not receive the money, you nitwit! They did not receive the money! Her life was in your hands!
Brandt: This is our concern, Dude.
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