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Funny Quotations from Superbad

Superbad is a comedy film about two high school students who want to attend a party as one of their last nights together. The follows the lives of Seth and Evan as they try to find girlfriends and improve their social status by bringing alcohol to the party. However, after police officers go to investigate what has happened at a gas station, the two boys are freaked out and head to the party by themselves. Directed by Greg Mottola. Starring Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen, and Emma Stone.

Superbad received impressive reviews upon its release and saw great financial success too. The film is known as one of the most hilarious movies from the 2000s. Two books were written based on the events of this film. As well, it was the break-through movie for Emma Stone. Read on for some hilarious quotes from the film Superbad.


Evan: Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
Seth: Yea yea! The camel tail.
Seth: You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that mistake!
Fogell: Oh oh, I forgot to tell you: my mom said we could have the TV from the basement...
Evan: Shut the fuck up, man. He's gonna hear you. Just be quiet; wait until he goes away.
Fogell: You still haven't told him that we're rooming together?
Evan: Fogell... shut the fuck up. And take off that vest. You look like Aladdin.
Becca: I'm so wet right now.
Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in health class.
Becca: Your cock is so smooth!
Evan: Your's would be too... if you were a man.
Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
Seth: What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.
Evan: She had back problems, man.
Evan: I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.
Officer Michaels: I'm assuming you all have guns and crack!
Officer Slater: McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with your penis?
Seth: I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag.
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