Funny Quotations from Shrek Forever After
Shrek Forever After is an animated action-adventure fantasy film about Shrek being attacked by Rumpelstiltskin as the evil creature tries to cast Shrek into an alternative universe where Rumpel is King. Directed by Mike Mitchel. Starring the voices of Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz, and Eddie Murphy. Based on the book "Shrek!" by William Steig.
Shrek Forever After is the fourth film of the Shrek franchise. This is the worst received film of the series by critics, but it still received great financial success at the box office. Read on for some hilarious quotes from the film Shrek Forever After.
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Shrek: There's a stack of freshly made waffles in the middle of the forest! Don't you find that a wee bit suspicious?
Shrek: Fiona, I know everything about you, I know you sing so beautifully that birds explode. I know that when you sign your name, you put a heart over the i. I know that when you see a shooting star you cross your fingers on both hands, squinch up your nose, and you make a wish, I know that you don't like the covers wrapped around your feet, and I know that you sleep by candlelight because every time you close your eyes, you're afraid you're going to wake up back in that tower, But most importantly Fiona, I know that the reason that you turn human every day is because you've never been kissed, well, by me.
Donkey: I'm a daddy?
Butterpants: Do the roar!
Donkey: Please eat my face last and send my hooves to my momma!
Donkey: Why don't you just tell her what you told me? You know, about how you're her true love and you came from an alternate universe.
Shrek: Oh, and while I'm at it, why don't I tell her that you're married to a fire breathing dragon and you have little mutant donkey dragon babies?
Donkey: I do?
Shrek: You saw what happened. She's going to think I'm crazy.
Donkey: I'm a daddy?
Rumpelstiltskin: You're not going to eat me?
Shrek: I already had a big bowl of curly-toed weirdo for breakfast.
Puss in Boots: Feed me, if you dare.
Shrek: Okay, I know you don't remember me but we're married, and at the birthday party with some pigs and a puppet, the villagers and this boy kept saying 'do the roar! do the roar!' Then I punched the cake that the pigs ate, and the next thing I knew, my donkey fell in your waffle hole.
Shrek: You know, I always thought I'd rescued you from the Dragon's Keep.
Princess Fiona: You did.
Shrek: No. It was you who rescued me.
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