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Funny Quotations from Shaun of the Dead

Shaun of the Dead is a British comedy horror film about a man who tries to overcome an apocalyptic uprising of zombies while dealing with his girlfriend, mother, and step-father. The film follows the life of Shaun, a salesman who has no direction in life. Directed by Edgar Wright. Starring Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, and Kate Ashfield.

Shaun of the Dead is a hilarious comedy film about a man whose friend lives on his couch and sells marijuana, his girlfriend is close to being an alcoholic, and his step-father's relationship with him is rocky at best. Of course, all of this can easily be forgiven because there are zombies ready to eat their brains. Read on for some humorous quotes from the film Shaun of the Dead.


Yvonne: Oh, my God! Shaun!
Liz: Goodbye, Ed. Love you.
Ed: Cheers!
Shaun: I love you too, man.
Ed: Gaaayy!
Dianne: Daffs is always taking me to see these listed buildings, and I'm always dragging him to the theatre.
Barbara: Hello Pickle! It's me, mum. Dad said he saw you in town today and mentioned that you might be visiting tomorrow, which would be lovely. Will you be bringing Elizabeth with you this time? Only we can't wait to meet her finally and also um... I was wondering if she wanted anything special for lunch. Cause these days a lot of people don't eat meat.
Barbara: My, how you've grown!
Ed: Yeah, you'd better believe it.
Shaun: Don't point that gun at my mum!
Ed: Don't point that gun at Barbara!
Ed: Do you want your messages?
Shaun: What?
Ed: Well, your mum rang about you going around tomorrow night, and then Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight, and then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight.
Shaun: *What*?
David: For a hero, you're quite a hypocrite!
David: What are we going to eat?
Dianne: Toasties!
Ed: There's a Breville out back.
David: Great. Saved by nibbles.
Ed: There's a girl in the garden.
Shaun: What?
Ed: In the garden, there is a girl.
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