Funny Quotations from Role Models
Role Models is a comedy romance film about two men who are forced into the Big Brother program. The film begins with Danny and Wheeler traveling to various schools and events to try to sell their energy drink. However, after Danny asks his girlfriend to marry him and she refuses, he shows his anger when he tries to drive off in their truck when it is being towed and causes damage to a statue. From there, they are forced to serve 150 hours of community service in the Big Brother program. The kids that they team up with are everything but usual. Directed by David Wain. Starring Paul Rudd, Seann William Scott, and Elizabeth Banks.
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Role Models received positive reviews upon its release and is seen as one of the most hilarious movies of the 2000s. Read some of the funny quotes from Role Models below.
Ronnie: Suck it, "Reindeer Games"!
Danny: I'm not Ben Affleck.
Ronnie: You white, then you Ben Affleck.
Wheeler: You *are* white.
Danny: That's true, I am white.
Danny: Pick us up in two hours.
Ronnie: Fuck you, Miss Daisy.
Wheeler: [sits down] What up, Ronnie?
Ronnie: I don't wanna take my pants off!
Wheeler: [stunned] What?
Danny: Can I get a large black coffee?
Barista: A what?
Danny: Large black coffee.
Barista: Do you mean a venti?
Danny: No, I mean a large.
Barista: Venti is large.
Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Barista: A venti is a large coffee.
Danny: Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?
Gayle Sweeny: Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs.
Gayle Sweeny: Did Wheeler ever expose himself to you?
Ronnie Shields: Hell, no!
Wheeler: You sexy like a chocolate strawberry.
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