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Revenge of the Nerds Quotes

Takashi: Excuse please, but why do they call you "booger"?
Booger: [picking his nose] I don't know.

Stan Gable: Those nerds are a threat to our way of life.

Judy: Maybe we should eat?
Harold Wormser: Maybe we should watch TV?
Booger: Hey guys...
[opens his leather jacket to reveal some Marijuana cigarettes]
Booger: ... wonder joints.

Gibert: She's not that kind of girl, Booger.
Booger: Why? Does she have a penis?

Lewis: [in line at the Kissing Booth at the Homecoming Carnival] Hi, Betty.
Betty Childs, Pi-Delta-Pi: A nerd? I'm not kissing a nerd.
Lewis: You have to. I paid my money.
Betty Childs, Pi-Delta-Pi: [Lewis tries to kiss Betty] It's time for my break.
Stan Gable: [Stan brings a short, fat, ugly woman, instead] Kiss this, nerd.

Danny Burke, Alpha Beta: Well, let's get those nerds!
Stan Gable: [screams] Nerds!
Fred "The Ogre" Palowakski, Alpha Beta: [screaming] Nerds!
Stan Gable: What are we *waiting* for?
[the angry Alpha Beta mob storms out of the locker room towards the Tri-Lams house]

Gibert: We're college men now, right?
Mr. Skolnick: Right!
[Mr. Skolnick lighty punches Gilbert]
Gibert: [laughs] Ow...

Betty Childs, Pi-Delta-Pi: Nerds saw me naked!

Coach Harris: Shit! Forgot to practice.

Sergeant: See that man over there, we arrested him for mopery.
Booger: What's mopery?
Sergeant: Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person.

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