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Funny Quotations from Revenge of the Nerds

Revenge of the Nerds is a comedy film that follows a group of outcasts and misfits as they try to fight back against a fraternity full of jocks to bring peace and respect to their clan. Directed by Jeff Kanew. Starring Robert Carradine, Anthony Edwards, Timothy Busfield, Curtis Armstrong, Michelle Meyrink, John Goodman, and more.

Revenge of the Nerds is rated as one of the greatest comedy films of all time. It is simply hilarious with great lines, great acting, and an overall amazing script. Continue reading for some quotes from Revenge of the Nerds.


Takashi: Excuse please, but why do they call you "booger"?
Booger: [picking his nose] I don't know.
Stan Gable: Those nerds are a threat to our way of life.
Judy: Maybe we should eat?
Harold Wormser: Maybe we should watch TV?
Booger: Hey guys...
[opens his leather jacket to reveal some Marijuana cigarettes]
Booger: ... wonder joints.
Gibert: She's not that kind of girl, Booger.
Booger: Why? Does she have a penis?
Lewis: [in line at the Kissing Booth at the Homecoming Carnival] Hi, Betty.
Betty Childs, Pi-Delta-Pi: A nerd? I'm not kissing a nerd.
Lewis: You have to. I paid my money.
Betty Childs, Pi-Delta-Pi: [Lewis tries to kiss Betty] It's time for my break.
Stan Gable: [Stan brings a short, fat, ugly woman, instead] Kiss this, nerd.
Danny Burke, Alpha Beta: Well, let's get those nerds!
Stan Gable: [screams] Nerds!
Fred "The Ogre" Palowakski, Alpha Beta: [screaming] Nerds!
Stan Gable: What are we *waiting* for?
[the angry Alpha Beta mob storms out of the locker room towards the Tri-Lams house]
Gibert: We're college men now, right?
Mr. Skolnick: Right!
[Mr. Skolnick lighty punches Gilbert]
Gibert: [laughs] Ow...
Betty Childs, Pi-Delta-Pi: Nerds saw me naked!
Coach Harris: Shit! Forgot to practice.
Sergeant: See that man over there, we arrested him for mopery.
Booger: What's mopery?
Sergeant: Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person.
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