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Funny Quotations from Religulous

Religulous is a comedy documentary film that examines and mocks different religions around the world. The film crew follows Bill Maher as he travels to numerous religious destinations around the world, including Jerusalem, the Vatican, and Salt Lake City, as he interviews a wide variety of believers from a variety of regions, groups, and backgrounds. The film also features Maher's tour of the Creation Museum. Directed by Larry Charles. Starring Bill Maher.

Religulous received generally positive reviews upon its release and was a financial success. The film did, however, receive some negative reviews for its editing out parts of the interviews and having inauthentic interviews. Read some funny quotes from Religulous below.


Bill Maher: If you believe that the world is going to come to an end - and perhaps any day now - does it not drain one's motivation to improve life on earth while we're here?
Bill Maher: It's like the lotto. "You can't get saved if you don't play."
Bill Maher: The standard doctrine that I was taught as a kid...
Reginald Foster: Yeah, that's all gone. That's all finished.
[from trailer]
Bill Maher: Gay Muslim activists. That is a very rare job description. You guys have big ones.
[from trailer]
Bill Maher: Bless me father for I have sinned. It has been forty years since my last confession.
[from trailer]
Bill Maher: Why doesn't he just obliterate the devil and therefor get rid of evil in the world. Fake Jesus: He will. Bill Maher: He will? Fake Jesus: Yeah, it's coming. Bill Maher: What's he waiting for?
[from trailer]
George W. Bush: I believe that God wants everybody to be free. That's what I believe. And that's uh, been part of my... foreign policy.
[from trailer]
Bill Maher: You're a senator. It worries me that people are running my country who believe in a talking snake. Senator: You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the senate though. He he!
[from trailer]
Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda: I'm the second coming of Christ. Bill Maher: Not because you share the same name 'Jesus'. Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda: No.
[from trailer]
Bill Maher: If Santa Claus can hit every house in the world. Steve Berg: No, we don't believe in Santa Claus. Bill Maher: Of course not, that's one man flying all around the world and dropping presents down a chimney. One man hearing everybody murmer at him at the same time, that I get.
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