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[from trailer]Bill Maher:
Gay Muslim activists. That is a very rare job description. You guys have big ones.
[from trailer]
Bill Maher:
Bless me father for I have sinned. It has been forty years since my last confession.
[from trailer]
Bill Maher:
Why doesn't he just obliterate the devil and therefor get rid of evil in the world.Fake Jesus:
He will.Bill Maher:
He will?Fake Jesus:
Yeah, it's coming.Bill Maher:
What's he waiting for?
[from trailer]
George W. Bush:
I believe that God wants everybody to be free. That's what I believe. And that's uh, been part of my... foreign policy.
[from trailer]
Bill Maher:
You're a senator. It worries me that people are running my country who believe in a talking snake.Senator:
You don't have to pass an IQ test to be in the senate though. He he!
[from trailer]
Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda:
I'm the second coming of Christ.Bill Maher:
Not because you share the same name 'Jesus'.Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda:
No.
[from trailer]
Bill Maher:
If Santa Claus can hit every house in the world.Steve Berg:
No, we don't believe in Santa Claus.Bill Maher:
Of course not, that's one man flying all around the world and dropping presents down a chimney. One man hearing everybody murmer at him at the same time, that I get.
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