Race to Witch Mountain Quotes
Imperial Stormtrooper: Hey, Jack, the UFO convention's in town.
Jack Bruno: I hadn't noticed.
Sara: We know you're frustrated, Jack Bruno...
Jack Bruno: No. No more "Jack Bruno this, Jack Bruno that." I've been asking for answers...
Sara: You already know the answers, Jack Bruno. My brother and I are indeed not from your planet.
Jack Bruno: [laughs] That's it? So that's it? Mystery solved! You two want me to believe that you're both aliens.
Seth: It is the truth.
Jack Bruno: Really? Well, you don't look like aliens.
Sara: Well, what does an alien look like, Jack Bruno?
Jack Bruno: You know what aliens look like. They look like, like little green people with antennas and, and laser guns and, "Take me to your leader, Earthlings."
Dr. Alex Friedman: [crawling through a tunnel] I get claustrophobic in tight palces.
Jack Bruno: [as they come to a long shaft] How are you with heights?
Tia: What's an alien look like?
Jack Bruno: You know what aliens look like! They're like little green people with antennas, and "Take me to your leader, Earthlings!"
Jack Bruno: Don't go in the pimped out fridge Jack...
Sara: How could it be that a human who is so large in form felt so small inside?
[puts her hand on Jack's]
Sara: Maybe you need help too, Jack Bruno.
Jack Bruno: You do know how to fly this thing, right?
Tony: How do you think we got here?
Jack Bruno: Well, you crashed. Remember?
Sara: [Seeing all the researchers around their spaceship] We have to hurry.
Jack Bruno: Well, tell them that.
Dr. Alex Friedman: Good idea.
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