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Funny Quotations from The Pink Panther 2

The Pink Panther 2 is an adventure crime-comedy film about Inspector Jacques Clouseau and a team of international detectives as they try to stop a global burglar who is stealing historical artifacts. Directed by Herald Zwart. Starring Steve Martin, Jean Reno, John Cleese, and Emily Mortimer. Based on the original comedy series of the same name by Blake Edwards and Maurice Richlin.

The Pink Panther 2 received mostly negative critical reviews, but the film still had moderate success in the worldwide box office. Like all Steve Martin movies, it is incredibly hilarious. Read some humorous quotes from the film The Pink Panther 2 below.


Clouseau: What do you think this is?
Man: A tape recorder.
Clouseau: No. It only looks like a tape recorder. It's actually a pen. [pushes button]
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Let me bring you up to speed... We know nothing. You are now up to speed.
Clouseau: The secret to a successful karate attack is the element of surprise.
[Ponton kicks Clouseau's legs and he flips through the air]
Clouseau: Good one.
Clouseau: [to the Pope] To better visualize the crime I am going to place myself in your position. [Clouseau comes out at the Pope]
[Clouseau sees Nicole with another man.]
Clouseau: We have to find out what they are saying!
Ponton: How?
Clousea: Let me handle it!
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: I am now leaving France. This is a bad idea.
[steps over "You are now leaving France" line in airport]
TV Announcer: The legendary Pink Panther diamond has been stolen.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: What'd I tell you?
Kenji: Have we decided on lunch?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: I'm sure you'll be wanting sushi, my little yellow friend!
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Would you - even though it may lead to injury - marry me?
Pepperidge: It's in every newspaper all over the world. We're all being made to look like idiots. Reputations built up over a lifetime utterly ruined.
Kenji: I had to quite being a Buddhist because I feel so much hate.
Vicenzo: HE SAT ON THE POPE'S HAT!
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