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Funny Quotations from Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Paul Blart: Mall Cop is a action-comedy crime film about an overweight, mild-tempered security guard who has to save the shopping mall where he works from a gang of men who attempt to take it over. Directed by Steve Carr. Starring Kevin James, Keir O'Donnell, and Jayma Mays.

Upon release, Paul Blart: Mall Cop received absoultely horrible reviews. However, it went on to gain enormous financial success. Read some of the many humorous quotes from the film Paul Blart: Mall Cop below.


[from trailer]
Paul Blart: Nobody knows this mall better than I do.
[from trailer]
Paul Blart: [talking to himself] What are you trained to do? Nothing...
[from trailer]
Paul Blart: Safety never takes a holiday.
Veck Sims: When are you gonna give up, Blart?
Paul Blart: How about now? I'll meet you on the corner of "NE" and "VER"!
Paul Blart: [after showing a Loch Ness Monster tattoo on his lower back that he got while drunk] Yeah... I don't drink.
Veck Sims: It's like my mother always said, if you want something done right, waste them yourself. I'm paraphrasing, but you get the idea.
Paul Blart: This lemonade is insane!
Vijay: That's because it's a Margarita, Paul.
Paul Blart: [Headbutts criminal] No one wins with a headbutt.
Paul Blart: Scuba-dooby-doo!
[sends a scuba tank into a villain knocking him out]
Pahud: Peanut Blart and jelly! What, what, what's up, man?
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