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Funny Quotations from Moonstruck

Moonstruck is a romance comedy-drama film about a book keeper who falls in love with the brother of the man she was planning on marrying. The film follows the lives of Loretta Castorini and Ronny Cammareri as they fall romantically and and hilariously in love. Directed by Norman Jewison. Starring Cher, Nicolas Cage, and Olympia Dukakis.

Moonstruck won three Oscar awards, including Best Actress and Best Writing. Read some humorous quotes from this fantastic film, Moonstruck.


Cosmo Castorini: Birds fly to the stars - I guess...
Mona: You have such a head for knowing!
Rose: I just want you to know no matter what you do, you're gonna die, just like everybody else.
Cosmo Castorini: Thank you, Rose.
Cosmo Castorini: A man understands one day that his life is built on nothing, and that's a bad, crazy day.
Rose: Your life is not built on nothing! Ti amo.
Old Man: La bella luna! The moon brings the woman to the man. Capice?
Rose: Have I been a good wife?
Cosmo Castorini: Yeah.
Rose: I want you to stop seeing her.
[Cosmo rises, slams the table once, and sits down again]
Cosmo Castorini: Okay.
Rose: [pauses] And go to confession.
Rose: How's the mother?
Loretta Castorini: She's dying. But I could still hear her big mouth.
Perry: Pardon me folks. That was just a very attractive mental patient.
Rose: Do you love him, Loretta?
Loretta Castorini: Aw, ma, I love him awful.
Rose: Oh, God, that's too bad.
Ronny Cammareri: I ain't no freakin' monument to justice! I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride! You want me to take my heartache, put it away and forget?
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