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Funny Quotations from I Love You, Man

I Love You, Man is a bromantic comedy film about a man who is in need of a best man for his wedding, but he needs a best friend first. The story follows Peter Klaven (Paul Rudd) as he tries to find a friend by asking his gay brother for advice and trying his tactics. Directed by John Hamburg. Starring Paul Rudd, Jason Segel, Rashida Jones, and Jaime Pressly.

I Love You, Man is part of the new genre in cinemas called "bromance". This is love between two "bros". Read some quotes from this fantastic and humorous film below.


Peter's mom: Peter always connected better with women.
Zooey: You know, I can see that because he is a great boyfriend.
Peter: Thank you fiancee.
Peter's dad: Also, you got to understand, Zooey, Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was twelve-years-old, kid had a bush like a forty-year-old Serbian.
Peter: Oh come on!
Peter: Why is it weird that I have girl friends?
Sydney: Hey check out these too. That guy needs to fart.
Peter: That guy seems to be clenching.
Peter: Hey, Sydney! I could be in Venice by five. I could do that.

Peter: Do you need a plastic bag, or....
Sydney: Oh no. I don't clean up after my dog.
Sydney: Society tells us we're civilized but the truth is we are animals. Sometimes we just have to let it out. Try it.
Peter: Baaah!
Sydney: Good. Now gently remove your tampon and try again.
Sydney: Zooey, you're about to marry a pleasure giver that's for sure. So beautiful Zooey, give it back. [winks] Return the favor.
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