I Love You, Man Quotes
Zooey: You know, I can see that because he is a great boyfriend.
Peter: Thank you fiancee.
Peter's dad: Also, you got to understand, Zooey, Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was twelve-years-old, kid had a bush like a forty-year-old Serbian.
Peter: Oh come on!
Peter: Why is it weird that I have girl friends?
Sydney: Hey check out these too. That guy needs to fart.
Peter: That guy seems to be clenching.
Peter: Hey, Sydney! I could be in Venice by five. I could do that.
Peter: Do you need a plastic bag, or....
Sydney: Oh no. I don't clean up after my dog.
Sydney: Society tells us we're civilized but the truth is we are animals. Sometimes we just have to let it out. Try it.
Peter: Baaah!
Sydney: Good. Now gently remove your tampon and try again.
Sydney: Zooey, you're about to marry a pleasure giver that's for sure. So beautiful Zooey, give it back. [winks] Return the favor.
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