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Funny Quotations from How to Train Your Dragon

How to Train Your Dragon is an animated comedy-drama fantasy film about an outcast who becomes friends with a dragon and trains him how to fly. The story takes place during a mythical Viking world where men become dragon slayers to save their city. Directed by Chris Sanders and Dean DeBlois. Starring the voices of Jay Baruchel, Gerard Butler, and Craig Ferguson. This film was nominated for the Oscar awards of Best Animated Feature and Best Original Score.

How to Train Your Dragon is a movie well worth watching. It's great for the entire family and full of humor while having a wonderful plot. Read some hilarious quotes from the film below.


Gobber: Oh, nice of you to join the party! I thought you'd been carried off!
Hiccup: Who, me? Nah, come on! I'm way too muscular for their taste! They wouldn't know what to do with... all this!
[gesturing to himself and flexing]
Gobber: Well, they need toothpicks, don't they?
Hiccup: Dat-da-dah! We're dead.
Stoick: When we crack this mountain, all hell is going to break loose.
Gobber: And my undies. Good thing I brought extras.
Hiccup: Thank you for the breast-hat.
Hiccup: I knew it... I'm dead.
Stoick: [laughing] No, but you gave it your best shot.
Fishlegs: I'm really beginning to question your teaching methods.
Astrid: [punches Hiccup] That's for scaring me!
Hiccup: Oh wha- wait, what is it always going to be this way? 'Cause...
[Astrid grabs him and kisses him deeply]
Hiccup: ...I could get used to it.
Hiccup: I really did hit one!
Gobber: Sure, Hiccup.
Hiccup: He never listens!
Gobber: Well, it runs in the family.
Hiccup: And when he does, its always with this disappointed scowl, like someone skimmed on the meat in his sandwich.
[imitating]
Hiccup: "Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone!"
Gobber: Now, you're thinking about this all wrong! It's not so much what you look like, it's what's inside that he can't stand.
Hiccup: Thank you for summing that up!
Gobber: Look the point is, stop trying so hard to be something you're not!
Hiccup: I just wanna be one of you guys!
Hiccup: You just gestured to all of me.
Hiccup: This is Berk. It snows nine months out of the year, and hails the other three. What little food grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here, even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies, or parrots... we have dragons.
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