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Funny Quotations from Home for the Holidays

Home for the Holidays is a comedy-drama film about a single mom who flies home to spend Thanksgiving with her parents while her daughter stays at home. During the vacation, she meets a man, finds out her brother had gotten married to another man, and has arguments with her conservative sister. Directed by Jodie Foster. Starring Holly Hunter, Robert Downey Jr., Claire Danes, and Ann Bancroft. Based on the short story by Chris Radant.

Home for the Holidays is a fantastic film for Thanksgiving and Christmas. It's also a great romance flick with a star studded cast. Keep reading for some fantastic and hilarious quotes from the movie.


Aunt Gladys: How fast can you go Tommy?
Tommy: Like the wind, honey.
Tommy: Where ya been? We ate already.
Tommy: Well, that was absurd, let's eat dead bird!
Adele: Henry! A car full of Larsons almost died there!
Claudia 'Clyde' Larson: You know, maybe next year will be better for you.
Russell 'Sad Sack' Terziak: Hey, yeah - or worse.
Joanne: You're calling me a freak?
Tommy: No, I'm calling you a product of baboon lovin'. There's a distinction.
Leo: Walter, when you say "cash is king," what's that mean?
Walter: Cash is the fossil fuel that keeps our economic pistons pumping.
Tommy: She flashed me Claud, she flashed me.
Claudia: Welcome home!
Claudia: Nobody means what they say on Thanksgiving, Mom. You know that. That's what the day's supposed to be all about, right? Torture.
Claudia 'Clyde' Larson: Didn't you have a girlfriend, or...
Russell 'Sad Sack' Terziak: Yeah, she went and married my best buddy Ray.
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