Funny Quotations from Home Alone
Home Alone is a family comedy film about the life of a boy who is mistakenly left at home while the rest of his family flies to Paris to spend their Christmas Vacation. It is one of the most popular movies, especially during Christmas time. When I was little, I wished I could be brave like Kevin. Being able to stand up to thieves the way he does takes a ton of courage. Directed by Chris Columbus. Starring Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, and Daniel Stern.
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Home Alone is the highest grossing comedy film of all time. The following are a few great and hilarious quotes from the movie.
Marv: Kids are scared of the dark.
Harry: You're afraid of the dark, too, Marv.
Gangster 'Johnny': Hey! I tell you what I'm gonna give you, Snakes. I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead! One, two, ten!
[machine gun fire]
Gangster 'Johnny': Keep the change, you filthy animal!
Peter McCallister: The only flying that I ever did as a kid was in the family station wagon. It wasn't to France. We used to have to go over to Aunt Laura and Uncle Arthur's house.
Kate McCallister: [to the Scranton Ticket Agent] This is *Christmas*. The season of perpetual hope. And I don't care if I have to get out on your runway and hitchhike. If it costs me everything I own, if I have to sell my soul to the devil himself, I am going to get home to my son.
Kevin McCallister: The 3rd floor?
Kate McCallister: Go.
Kevin McCallister: It's scary up there.
Kate McCallister: Don't be silly, Fuller will be up in a little while.
Kevin McCallister: I don't want to sleep with Fuller. You know about him, he wets the bed. He'll pee all over me, I know it.
Kate McCallister: [looking disgusted] Fine, we'll put him somewhere else.
Kevin McCallister: Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?
Clerk: Well, I don't know. It doesn't say, hon.
Kevin McCallister: Well, could you please find out?
[the check-out woman holds up a bag full of army men, and gives Kevin a funny look]
Kevin McCallister: For the kids.
Kevin McCallister: This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone.
Kate McCallister: Where are the passports and tickets?
Peter McCallister: I put them in the microwave to dry em' off.
Kate McCallister: How could we do this? We forgot him.
Peter McCallister: We didn't forget him. We just miscounted.
Kate McCallister: What kind of a mother am I?
Frank McCallister: If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses.
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