He's Just Not That Into You Quotes
Little girl: Why did you do that?
Little boy: Because you smell like dog pooh!
Mary: This guy, he MySpaced me.
Beth: I just need you to stop being nice to me unless you are going to marry me.
Neil: This feels like a trick.
Gigi: Look at al pacino. Never been married, happy as a clamb.
Mary: Would I, am I Al Pacino in this?
Alex: Or maybe he has no interest in seeing you again.
Neil: I don't want to be with anyone else, I just want to be with Beth.
Alex: I got to go to bed though.
Gigi: Is that an invitation?
Alex: What?
Gigi: Oh god, that was cheesy.
Gigi: A girl will never forget the first boy she ever likes.
Mary: I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell, and now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies.
Mary: It's exhausting.
5 yr. old Girl: Why did you do that?
6 yr. old Boy: Because you smell like dog poo.
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