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Funny Quotations from He's Just Not That Into You

He's Just Not That Into You is a romantic comedy about ten people in Baltimore who have romance problems. Nonetheless, the film mostly focuses on Gigi, a young woman who has trouble interpretting exactly what her romantic partners mean. Directed by Ken Kwapis. Starring Ben Affleck, Jennifer Anniston, Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Connelly, Kevin Connolly, Bradley Cooper, Scarlett Johansson, Justin Long, Kris Kristofferson, and many more. Based on the self-help book "He's Just Not That Into You" by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo.

He's Just Not That Into You is a humorous romance film great for both men and women. Read some quotes from the movie below.


[Little boy pushes over little girl]
Little girl: Why did you do that?
Little boy: Because you smell like dog pooh!
Mary: This guy, he MySpaced me.
Beth: I just need you to stop being nice to me unless you are going to marry me.
Neil: This feels like a trick.
Gigi: Look at al pacino. Never been married, happy as a clamb.
Mary: Would I, am I Al Pacino in this?
Alex: Or maybe he has no interest in seeing you again.
Neil: I don't want to be with anyone else, I just want to be with Beth.
Alex: I got to go to bed though.
Gigi: Is that an invitation?
Alex: What?
Gigi: Oh god, that was cheesy.
Gigi: A girl will never forget the first boy she ever likes.
Mary: I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell, and now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies.
Mary: It's exhausting.
5 yr. old Girl: Why did you do that?
6 yr. old Boy: Because you smell like dog poo.
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