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All units. All units. Code 3 pursuit of 2-11 white SUV heading east on Alameda service road. Suspects: three Asian males. Request back-up immediately. Be advised. Shots fired. Shots fired.
Hancock: [to pinned-down cop]
Good job! Do I have permission to touch your body?
Female Cop:
Yes!
Hancock:
It's not sexual. Not that you're not an attractive woman. You're actually a very attractive woman and...
Female Cop: [screaming]
Get me the hell out of here!
Hancock:
You and I...
Mary Embrey:
You and I what?
Hancock:
...we're the same.
Mary Embrey:
No. I'm stronger.
Hancock:
Really?
Mary Embrey: [smiling]
Oh yeah.
Hancock:
Who are we?
Mary Embrey:
Gods, angels...Different cultures call us by different names. Now all of a sudden it's superhero.
Hancock:
Are there more of us?
Mary Embrey:
There were. They all died. It's just the two of us.
Hancock:
The way you deal with bullies - you take your right foot, bring it right up and catch him in his little piss pump.
Mary Embrey:
You don't have to do that, honey. Okay? Seriously.
Aaron Embrey:
It's a good idea.
Hancock:
You aim straight, make sure he can't use that thing for nothin' but a flap to keep the dust out of his butt crack.
Boy at Bus Stop: [taps a sleeping Hancock]
Hancock!
[hits him to wake up]
Boy at Bus Stop:
Hancock!
Hancock:
What, boy?
Boy at Bus Stop: [points to TV screens]
Bad guys.
Hancock:
What, you want a cookie? Get the hell out my face.
Boy at Bus Stop:
Jackass.
Hancock:
What?
Boy at Bus Stop:
You heard me.
Ray Embrey:
People don't like you, Hancock.
Reporter:
Hancock's latest act of so called "heroics" took a hefty financial toll.
Ray Embrey:
You save people's lives everyday, people should love you.
Hancock:
Do I look like I care what people think?
Ray Embrey:
I put some stuff up on YouTube. Everybody remembers Walter the great whale, he was stuck on the beach. Along comes Hancock.
[Hancock throws whale back into the ocean, hitting a ship]
Hancock:
I don't even remember that.
Ray Embrey:
Ah, well... Greenpeace does.
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