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Funny Quotations from Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past is a romantic comedy fantasy film about a man who is haunted by his past girlfriends' ghosts. Connor Mead is a fashion photographer who attends his brother's wedding in order to convince him not to get married. The day before the wedding, he spends the night at his dead uncle's house where his uncle appears to him in the bathroom and warns him that later that night, he will be visited by the ghosts of girlfriends past, present, and future. Directed by Mark Waters. Starring Matthew McConaughey, Jennifer Garner, and Emma Stone.

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past is a fantastic film that takes the famous Christmas tale and turns it into something about girlfriends. Read the hilarious quotes below to get a good sense of the movie.


Connor Mead: Kiki, Nadja, Charlece, it's not going to work out for us.
Charlece: Tell me you're not breaking up with me on a conference call.
Connor Mead: Don't listen to these ladies, they are crazy.
Kiki: Connor, we can still hear you when you cover the camera you know.
Jenny Perotti: Connor Mead.
Connor Mead: [pleasantly surprised] Jenny Perotti.
Jenny Perotti: If you do anything to distract from her wedding, I will sneak into your room in the middle of the night and cut off your favorite appendage.
Connor Mead: Now the first part sounds nice.
Uncle Wayne: I'm going to warn you kid, tonight you are going to be visited by three ghosts.
Connor Mead: Uncle Wayne... you're dead.
[Uncle Wayne walks through Connor]
Uncle Wayne: What ever happens to you tonight is for your own good.
Connor Mead: Who are you?
Ghost of Girlfriends Past: I'm the Ghost of Girlfriends Past!
[Connor tries to stab/poke her and it goes through her]
Ghost of Girlfriends Past: Oh, that tickled!
Ghost of Girlfriends Past: I'm going to take you back through all your past girlfriends.
Young Connor Mead: I'll take you out, what do you say?
Young Jenny Perotti: We got to button you up, you look like a pirate.
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