Funny Quotations from Ghost Town
Ghost Town is a fantasy-romance drama about Bertram Pincus, a man who lacks people skills. During an operation, Pincus dies but is revived seven minutes later. Because of this, Pincus sees and hears ghosts who continue to ask him for favors. Directed by David Koepp. Starring Téa Leoni, Greg Kinnear, and Ricky Gervais.
Ghost Town is a fantastic comedy, probably one of the best funny films of the 2000s. Read on for some quotes from this great movie.
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Patient: So anyway, my five-year-old Alex...
Dr. Bertram Pincus: [Shoves cotton swab in her mouth] Oh uh, no talking...
Man: Can I talk to you for a sec?
Dr. Bertram Pincus: [Walks through man.]
Man: Real quick. Gotta hit you up for a favor.
Dr. Bertram Pincus: I don't feel well.
Dr. Bertram Pincus: Sorry you bubbling idiot, can we talk about my bowels?
Hospital Nurse: Is this your first colonoscopy?
Dr. Bertram Pincus: Gross invasion of my privacy, this.
Hospital Nurse: Wait until they get you in the back.
Hospital Nurse: [after Bertram's colonoscopy] Come back soon.
Dr. Bertram Pincus: What a terrible thing to say in a hospital.
Dr. Bertram Pincus: Thank you! [gets in cab]
Gwen: That's my cab!
Dr. Bertram Pincus: [Closes door]
Gwen: [Carrying groceries] Can you hold the elevator, please?
Dr. Bertram Pincus: Yeah. [Frantically pushing 'Door Close' button] Oh, uh... sorry! [door closes]
Gwen: Wait, hold it, hey!
Dr. Bertram Pincus: Did anything unusual happen during my procedure?
Doctor: [Walks through door]
Dr. Bertram Pincus: Ah!
Hospital nurse: Uhm, you died.
Dr. Bertram Pincus: I died?
Hospital nurse: Little bit.
Dr. Bertram Pincus: For how long?
Hospital nurse: Seven minutes.
Doctor: A bit less.
Dr. Bertram Pincus: I died for seven minutes?
Doctor: A bit less.
Hospital nurse: Everybody dies.
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