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Humorous Quotations from Funny People

Funny People is a comedy drama that follows the life of George Simmons, a seasoned comedian who has an inoperable terminal blood disease and only one year to live. George attempts to find a true friendship and have a personal assistant in the process. Directed by Judd Apatow. Starring Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen, and Leslie Mann.

Funny People is a humorous film that is unlike any other Adam Sandler film. Read some quotes from it below.


George Simmons: I know you want the Mer-Man poster.
Ira Wright: I liked Mer-Man.
George Simmons: Five year olds like Mer-Man.
Ira Wright: I thought it was genius.
George Simmons: You're my best friend, and I don't even like you.
Chuck: You're not funny. You look funny, but you're not funny.
George Simmons: I'm not going to miss you at all. We've always had a strained relationship. You always wanted too much from me, and I'm very mad at you.
Mark: Did you know that Leo played a part on Yo, Teach?
Ira Wright: Yes I did.
Mark: So you saw it?
Dr. Lars: Now do you trust my accent?
George Simmons: Yes I do.
Leo: I can't believe George Simmons is dying. I grew up on his movies.
George Simmons: Good news, Bonita. I went to the doctor today. He said I was doing better.
Bonita: That's good, Mr. Simmons. I found the pants you were looking for. They were in the closet.
Eminem: What exactly are we celebrating here?
George Simmons: I want you and your triple XL friend to write jokes for me.
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