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Funny Quotations from Fred Claus

Fred Claus is a fantasy family-comedy movie about the brother of Santa Claus. Once Santa turns ill, his brother must take over the family business in order to keep Christmas on schedule. Of course, there's a bit of a disagreement. This comedy stars Paul Giamatti, Elizabeth Banks, Kevin Spacey, and Vince Vaughn. Directed by David Dobkin.

Here are some great and humorous quotes from the Christmas film Fred Claus.


Willie: Are you sure you wouldn't be more comfortable on bottom, Fred? Fred Claus: To be honest Willie, I don't think it's gonna make much of a difference either way.
Fred Claus: Love's complicated.
Willie: It hurts.
Stephen Baldwin: [to Fred] You're not Alec!
Clyde: You're all fired, in the morning you'll all be on a bus back to Elfistan!
Fred Claus: Santa's having some trouble getting the sled off the ground?
[his mother plugs her ears]
Mother Claus: [singing] Jingle bells, jingle bells...
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