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Funny Quotations from Finding Nemo

Finding Nemo is a fantastic animated-comedy adventure film following the life of a clown fish named Nemo that is captured in the Great Barrier Reef and taken to Sydney to become a pet. Nemo's father sets out on an amazing journey to bring his son home. Along the way, he meets a variety of strange and interesting creatures. Directed by Andrew Stanton and lee Unkrich. Starring the voices of Albert Brooks, Ellen DeGeneres, and Alexander Gould. This film won the Best Animated Feature Oscar award.

Finding Nemo is a great movie for the entire family. Children love it, teens adore it, and adults remember it. Read some humorous quotes from this animated film below.


Chum: Humans - -think they own *everything*.
Anchor: Probably *American*.
Marlin: I can't afford any more delays and you're one of those fish that causes delays. Sometimes it's a good thing. There's a whole group of fish . They're delay fish.
Dory: You mean...
[whimpers]
Dory: You mean you don't like me?
Marlin: No, of course I like you. It's because I like you I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion.
Gurgle: Oh, the human mouth is a disgusting place.
Gurgle: Whatever you do, don't mention D-A-R...
Nemo: It's all right. I know who you're talking about.
[Bloat smacks Gurgle upside his head]
Marlin: Hey. Guess what?
Nemo: What?
Marlin: Sea turtles? I met one, and he was a hundred and fifty years old.
Nemo: Hundred and fifty?
Marlin: Yup.
Nemo: Oh. 'Cause Sandy Plankton said that they only live to be a hundred.
Marlin: Sandy Plankton? You think I would travel the whole ocean and not know as much as Sandy Plankton? He was a hundred and fifty, not a hundred.
Nemo: Hey dad! Maybe when I'm at school, I'll see a shark.
Marlin: I highly doubt it.
Nemo: Have how ever met a shark?
Marlin: No, and I don't plan to.
Nemo: How old are sea turtles?
Marlin: Sea turtles? I don't know.
Nemo: Sandy Plankton from next door, he says they live to be a hundred years old.
Marlin: Well, if I ever meet a sea turtle I'll ask him, right after I'm done talking to the shark.
Marlin: Now, what's the one thing we have to remember about the ocean?
Nemo: It's not safe.
Marlin: That's my boy.
Seagulls: Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine.
Nigel: Oh would you just shut up? You're rats with wings.
Marlin: Crush, wait. How old are you?
Crush: Hundred and fifty, and still young, dude. Rock on.
Chum: Dolphins, yeah! They think they're so cute. Oh, look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you. Ain't I something?
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