Funny Quotations from Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Ferris Bueller's Day Off is a comedy drama film about a high school boy who tries to take a day off from school and have fun the entire day, while trying to fool his principal. Directed by John Hughes. Starring Matthew Broderick, Alan Ruck, and Mia Sara.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off is a classic coming-of-age film and a wonderful film for teenagers. It's a classic high school comedy. Read some hilarious quotes from the movie below.
[after faking out his parents]
Ferris: Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second.
[Ferris has snuck aboard a parade float]
Ferris: Ladies and gentlemen, you are such a wonderful crowd, we'd like to play a little tune for you. It's one of my personal favorites and I'd like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn't think he's seen anything good today - Cameron Frye, this one's for you.
Sloane: Ferris! Get off of the float!
Sloane: What are we going to do?
Ferris: The question isn't "what are we going to do," the question is "what aren't we going to do?"
Cameron: Please don't say were not going to take the car home. Please don't say were not going to take the car home. Please don't say were not going to take the car home.
Ferris: [to the camera] If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away? [beat] Ferris: Neither would I.
Jeannie: In a nutshell: I hate my brother.
Boy in Police Station: That's cool. Did you blow him away or somethin'?
[a baseball game is on television]
Ed Rooney: What's the score?
Pizza Joint Owner: Nothin' nothin'.
Ed Rooney: [not really listening] Who's winning?
Pizza Joint Owner: The Bears.
Ferris: If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.
Cameron: You've been saying that since the fifth grade.
Ferris: Look, it's real simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we'll take off.
Ferris: We'll drive home backwards.
Ferris: Hi. Do you speak English?
Garage Attendant: Uh, what country do you think this is?
Cameron: Okay Ferris, can we just let it go, please?
Sloane: Ferris, please. You've gone to far. We're going to get busted.
Ferris: A: You can never go too far. B: If I'm gonna get busted, it is *not* gonna be by a guy like *that*.
Ferris: Cameron, what have you seen today?
Cameron: Nothing good.
Ferris: Nothing - wha - what do you mean nothing good? We've seen everything good. We've seen the whole city! We went to a museum, we saw priceless works of art! We ate pancreas!
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