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Funny Quotations from Despicable

Despicable is an animated-crime comedy about a criminal who decides to use three orphan girls to his advantage. However, not everything goes as he planned. Their love changes his life. This animation is directed by Pierre Coffin and Chris Renaud. It stars the voices of Steve Carell, Jason Segel, and Russel Brand.

Despicable is a fantastic and hilarious animated film great for the entire family. It is rated PG. Read some quotes from the crime-comedy below.


Vector: When I'm done with Gru, he's gonna be begging for mercy!
Young Gru: Mom, someday, I'm going to go to the moon.
Gru's Mom: I'm afraid you're too late, son. NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore.
Dr. Nefario: We have to warn him, and FAST!
[starts driving on his moped very slowly]
Edith: Can I drink this?
Dr. Nefario: Do you want to explode?
Edith: It was your cousin's idea!
Dave the Minion: *What*?
Vector: Yeah! You done been shrunk!
Gru: Do you speak Spanish?
Miss Hattie: Do I look like someone who speaks Spanish?
Gru: It's just that your face is so... Como un burro.
Miss Hattie: Oh! Why, thank you!
Edith: Are these beds made from bombs?
Gru: Yes, but they are very old and are not likely to explode. But don't toss and turn.
Edith: Cool!
Gru: Do you speak Spanish?
Miss Hattie: Do I look like someone who speaks Spanish?
Gru: It's just that your face is so... Como un burro.
Miss Hattie: Oh! Why, thank you!
Gru: This is literature? A two year old could have written this!
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