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Funny Quotations from Confessions of a Shopaholic

Confessions of a Shopaholic is a romantic comedy film about a newly hired financial journalist at a New York City magazine. The job, however, is used as a way to nurture the woman's huge shopping addiction, all while becoming a successful writer. Luckily, the shopaholic does find love along the way of her adventures. Directed by P. J. Hogan. Starring Isla Fisher, Hugh Dancy, and Krysten Ritter.

Confessions of a Shopaholic is a romance comedy great for couples any day of the year. It's humorous lines and weirdly unusual plot help guide this film to stardom. Below you'll find some great and hilarious quotes from the movie.


Clerk: [slides credit card] Declined.
Rebecca Bloomwood: Can you try again?
Clerk: [slides it again] Really declined.
Suze: How are you going to pay this debt?
Suze: [reading Rebecca's resume] Fluent in Finnish?!?
Suze: Don't you think it is ironic that Rebecca Bloomwood is advicing people on money?
Rebecca: Do not open that closet!
[Suze opens closet and clothes fall out]
[Rebecca screams]
Rebecca: Where is that credit card?
[shuffles through refridgerator, finds it, and begins beating it and using a hair dryer to remove ice]
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