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Uh, so you guys going on some sort of road trip to Fieldmont this weekend?
Fletcher:
I just went there to visit my bro. I almost didn't make it back.
Carter:
Almost didn't make it back? Dude, it's just college.
Fletcher:
Yeah, see that's what I thought; I didn't sleep for three days; OK I don't have any money left in my bank account; I maxed out my parents credit card which was suppose to be used in only cases of emergency; I tried smoking a tampon; wet my brother's bed twice; stole a car; got in a bar fight; ate some gold fish; played naked frisby; found a tattoo on my lower back of a unicorn, don't remember gettin that; I laughed, I cried; all in all I'd say i was the best weekend of my life.
Carter: [to two girls]
We're in town for the weekend and we were just kinda wondering if you guys would show us around.
Girl #1:
What college are you visiting from?
Morris:
We're actually, huh, still in high school.
[the two girls walk away]
Girl #1:
Alrighty then. I'll see you guys later.
Kevin:
Is this the Beta Phi house? We're suppose to stay here this weekend.
Frat guy:
Oh, yeah, yeah yeah.
[they go inside the house] Frat guy:
We call this the dungeon. Watch this step!
Kevin:
This is insane!
Carter:
No man. This is college!
[Guy throws waterballoon that hits Kevin]
Guy:
Watch your step prefresh! This ain't highschool!
Bouncer:
Ten bucks cover tonight, guys.
Morris:
What's that, they didn't pay.
Bouncer:
Did you see the size of those?
Carter:
Hmmm?[fondles his man boobs]
Bouncer:
Nah...[shakes head]
Carter:
You like that, when I squeeze them together for ya?
Bouncer:
I said no.
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