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Well, he's over-eager. He's impulsive. I can't trust him not to get hurt.
Alfred:
Perhaps the truth is you really don't trust anyone.
Bruce Wayne:
Oh, don't tell me you're on his side, again.
Alfred:
Despite all your talents, you are still a novice in the ways of family. Master Dick follows the same star as you but gets there by his own course. You must learn to trust him, for that is the nature of family.
Bruce Wayne:
I trust *you*, Alfred.
Alfred:
But I shan't be here forever.
Batman:
And you are...?
Batgirl:
Batgirl.
Batman:
That's not very PC. What about Batwoman, or Batperson?
Batgirl:
Bruce, it's me, Barbara. I found the Batcave.
Robin:
We gotta get those locks changed.
Batman:
She knows who we are.
Robin:
I guess we'll just have to kill her.
Batman:
Yep, we'll kill her later, we've got work to do.
Poison Ivy: [Poison Ivy sneaks up on Robin]
Hey there, pretty birdie!
Robin:
Give yourself up! If you surrender...
Poison Ivy:
-to you?
[She blows lovedust in Robin's face]
Poison Ivy: [Offering her hand]
Polly wanna kiss?
Robin:
Where's the snowman?
Batgirl:
Maybe he melted.
Batman:
No, he's just hibernating.
Robin:
Please be looking for me!
Batgirl:
Actually I'm looking for Alfred.
[talking about Poison Ivy]
Robin:
I can't believe we were fighting over a bad guy!
Batman:
Bad- Yes. Guy? No.
Robin:
Well I'm totally over her, alright? Positively!
Batman:
Me too! Definitely!
[pause]
Batman:
Great stems, though...
Robin:
Buds, too.
Batman:
Yeah, those were nice...
Poison Ivy:
Men, the most absurd of God's creatures. We give you life... and we can take it away just as easily.
Poison Ivy:
He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me...
Mr. Freeze:
NOT! Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. Winter has come at last.
Batgirl:
Alfred's sick.
Batman:
Alfred's not sick, he's dying.
Robin:
Dying? Why didn't he tell us?
Batman:
You know Alfred, he wouldn't say anything, but I can tell.
Mr. Freeze:
I will blanket the city in endless winter. First Gotham, and then the world.
Poison Ivy:
Just what I had in mind. Everything dead on earth, except us. A chance for Mother Nature to start again. Behold, the dawn of a new age. My mutant plants have the strength of the deadliest animals. Once you have frozen mankind, these babies will overrun the globe, and we shall rule them, for we will be the only two people left in the world.
Mr. Freeze:
Adam and Evil!
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