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Quotations from Batman Forever

Batman Forever is an action-crime fantasy film about Batman going after Two-Face and The Riddler with the help of Robin. This movie is often the forgotton film amongst the large comic book movie series. It stars Val Kilmer, Tommy Lee Jones, Chris O'Donnell, and Jim Carrey. It's directed by Joel Schumacher. It was nominated for three Oscar awards.

Below you'll find a list of quotes from Batman Forever. Enjoy!

The Riddler: Joygasm!

[Two-Face and the Riddler enter Wayne Manor]
The Riddler: Search-and-capture...
Two-Face: [sighs, to his thugs] No killing.
[Riddler leans in]
The Riddler: That goes *double* for you.

Fred Stickley: Bruce Wayne was right! You demented, bizarre, unethical toad! It is mind manipulation! You are going up on charges, and then to prison, and then to a mental institution for the rest of your twisted little life! But first and foremost, Nygma, you are fired! Do you hear me? FIRED!

Gang Leader: Who the hell are you?
Dick Grayson: I'm Batman.
[the whole gang starts laughing]
Dick Grayson: Okay, so I forgot my suit!

Two-Face: You're counting on the winged avenger to deliver you from evil, aren't you my friend?
Bank Guard: Are you going to kill me?
Two-Face: Maybe, maybe not. You could say we're of two minds on the subject.

The Riddler: [after being defeated] Why? Why can't I kill you? Too many questions. Too many questions.
Batman: Poor Edward. I had to save them both. You see, I'm both Bruce Wayne and Batman. Not because I have to be. Now... because I choose to be.
[holds out his hand. The Riddler backs away as he sees a bat]
The Riddler: AAAAHHH! AHHHHGH! AAAAGH!

The Riddler: This is your brain on the box. This is my brain on the box. Does anybody else feel like a fried egg?

The Riddler: Hey Two-Face, teach me how to punch a guy!
Two-Face: Oh, it's dead simple my boy.
Two-Face: [demonstrates] You make a fist, pull back, and assert yourself.
[knocks guard out with one punch]
The Riddler: Oh, let me try! Make a fist, pull back, and assert yourself.
[no effect on guard, Riddler is holding his hand screaming in agony]

Dr. Chase Meridian: He'll slaughter them without thinking twice.
Batman: Agreed. A trauma powerful enough to create an alternate personality leaves the victim...
Dr. Chase Meridian: - in a world where normal rules of right and wrong no longer apply.
Batman: Exactly.
Dr. Chase Meridian: Like you. - Well, let's just say that I could write a hell of a paper on a grown man who dresses like a flying rodent.
Batman: Bats aren't rodents, Dr. Meridian.

The Riddler: Why? Why can't I kill you? Too many questions. Too many questions.
Batman: Poor Edward. I had to save them both. You see, I'm both Bruce Wayne and Batman, not because I have to be, now, because I choose to be.
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