Funny Quotations from Bad Santa
Bad Santa is one of those Christmas movies you either love or hate. Of course, I think most Billy Bob Thornton films are often seen that way. You'll be able to find this film playing on a cable channel, though. It is a cult favorite. The movie is directed by Terry Zwigoff and stars Billy Bob Thornton as the "Bad Santa" and Bernie Mac as Gin.
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The following are some humorous quotes from the movie.
Watching Boy: [stares at Willie] I saw you at another mall.
Willie: Well, I'm happy for you.
Watching Boy: If you really are Santa, you could do magic.
Willie: [whispers] Wanna see some magic? OK, let's watch you disappear!
[shoves him away]
Gin: Sweet Jews for Jesus!
Kid: It's a wooden pickle.
Bob Chipeska: I just can't help it. There's something about the guy that makes me uneasy.
Marcus: Oh, my. What a darling photo. Are you certain you only want this single? Additional photos come in handy as gifts for grandma and grandpa, or as a wonderful remembrance for friends.
[photo of Santa looking down and young girl looking away]
Milwaukee Mom with Photo: Gee, you know what? This one, I think it's more than enough. Thanks. Merry Christmas...
Gin: [after seeing a kid has placed a game in his pants] What's this?
Shoplifter: I was going to pay for it.
Gin: Wrong answer.
Kid: OW... OW... OW... I cut my hand, by mistake OW... OW... OW...
Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: No Shit!It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Santa?
Willie: No it was her sister.
Kid: Candy corn?
Willie: Well they all can't be winners!
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