Funny Quotations from Annie Hall
Annie Hall is a romantic comedy and drama film about a comedian who falls in love with a ditsy girl. The film serves as a course of relationships and love during the 1970s. This film is best known as Woody Allen's most famous work as both a director and as leading actor. The film also stars Diane Keaton and Tony Roberts. The film is known as a nervous romantic comedy.
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Read quotes from the film Annie Hall, a romance classic.
Alvy Singer: I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Annie Hall: It's so clean out here.
Alvy Singer: That's because they don't throw their garbage away, they turn it into television shows.
Alvy Singer: My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.
Alvy Singer: What's with all these awards? They're always giving out awards. Best Fascist Dictator: Adolf Hitler.
Annie Hall: So you wanna go into the movie or what?
Alvy Singer: No, I can't go into a movie that's already started, because I'm anal.
Annie Hall: That's a polite word for what you are.
Alvy Singer: A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
Annie Hall: Sometimes I ask myself how I'd stand up under torture.
Alvy Singer: You? You kiddin'? If the Gestapo would take away your Bloomingdale's charge card, you'd tell 'em everything.
Alvy Singer: You know, I don't think I could take a mellow evening because I - I don't respond well to mellow. You know what I mean? I have a tendency to - if I get too mellow, I - I ripen and then rot, you know.
Annie Hall: Oh, you see an analyst?
Alvy Singer: Yeah, just for fifteen years.
Annie Hall: Fifteen years?
Alvy Singer: Yeah, I'm gonna give him one more year, and then I'm goin' to Lourdes.
Annie Hall: You're what Grammy Hall would call a real Jew.
Alvy Singer: Oh. Thank you.
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