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Funny Quotations from American Graffiti

American Graffiti is a comedy film about high school graduates spending one last night together before they have to leave to go off to college. It is a coming of age story about four teenagers who rediscover drag racing, drive-ins, all while one of the boys looks for a beautiful woman, another tries to patch things up with his girlfriend, and the others looking for a wild night. Of course, not everything goes their way. This film was nominated for five Oscar Awards.

Read humorous quotes from the film American Graffiti. Directed by George Lucas. Starring Richard Dreyfuss, Ron Howard, and Paul Le Mat.


John Milner: Yeah, well I'm not surprised, drivin' a field car!
Bob Falfa: Field car? What's a field car?
John Milner: A field car runs through the fields, droppin' cow shit all over the place to make the lettuce grow.
Bob Falfa: Hey, hey, hey, baby. What do you say?
Laurie Henderson: Don't say anything and we'll get along just fine.
Carol: Your car is uglier than I am. That didn't come out right.
Carol: Oh, rats. I thought some of my friends might be here.
John Milner: Probably a couple of weeks past their bedtime.
Debbie Dunham: Peel out, I just love it when guys peel out.
Joe: Two, you foul up and Holstein hears you and, well uh, you don't want that, right?
Curt Henderson: No, I don't.
Vic: Hey Deb, How's my soft baby?
Debbie Dunham: Come on, beat it, Vic. I'm not your baby.
Vic: Aw, come on honey. Look, so I never called you back. I've been, you know, busy.
Debbie Dunham: Yeah, three weeks? Besides, it only took me one night to realize if brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose.
Ants: Hey, man, who cut the cheese?
Joe: He who smelt it, dealt it.
Peg: Joe College strikes out.
Debbie Dunham: Girls don't pay - guys pay!
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