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Funny Quotations from American Graffiti

American Graffiti is a comedy film about high school graduates spending one last night together before they have to leave to go off to college. It is a coming of age story about four teenagers who rediscover drag racing, drive-ins, all while one of the boys looks for a beautiful woman, another tries to patch things up with his girlfriend, and the others looking for a wild night. Of course, not everything goes their way. This film was nominated for five Oscar Awards.

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Read humorous quotes from the film American Graffiti. Directed by George Lucas. Starring Richard Dreyfuss, Ron Howard, and Paul Le Mat.


John Milner: Yeah, well I'm not surprised, drivin' a field car!
Bob Falfa: Field car? What's a field car?
John Milner: A field car runs through the fields, droppin' cow shit all over the place to make the lettuce grow.
Bob Falfa: Hey, hey, hey, baby. What do you say?
Laurie Henderson: Don't say anything and we'll get along just fine.
Carol: Your car is uglier than I am. That didn't come out right.
Carol: Oh, rats. I thought some of my friends might be here.
John Milner: Probably a couple of weeks past their bedtime.
Debbie Dunham: Peel out, I just love it when guys peel out.
Joe: Two, you foul up and Holstein hears you and, well uh, you don't want that, right?
Curt Henderson: No, I don't.
Vic: Hey Deb, How's my soft baby?
Debbie Dunham: Come on, beat it, Vic. I'm not your baby.
Vic: Aw, come on honey. Look, so I never called you back. I've been, you know, busy.
Debbie Dunham: Yeah, three weeks? Besides, it only took me one night to realize if brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose.
Ants: Hey, man, who cut the cheese?
Joe: He who smelt it, dealt it.
Peg: Joe College strikes out.
Debbie Dunham: Girls don't pay - guys pay!
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