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I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
Mrs. Parker:
No, you'll shoot your eye out.
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating]
Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl.
Head Elf:
COME ON, KID!
[pulls Ralphie]
Head Elf:
COME ON!
Santa Claus:
HO! HO HO!
[spins Ralphie around]
Santa Claus:
HOOOO... HOOO... HOO... And what's your name little boy?
Male Elf:
Hey, kid! HURRY UP! THE STORE'S CLOSING!
Head Elf:
Listen little boy, we have A LOT of people waiting here, so GET GOING!
[overdressed for winter]
Randy:
I can't put my arms down!
Mother:
Well... put your arms down when you get to school.
Mr. Parker:
It could be a bowling alley!
Mother:
How are they going to deliver a bowling alley here tonight?
Mr. Parker:
They'll send the deed for cripsake. I didn't expect them to send a whole damn bowling alley.
The Old Man: [shouting]
Don't anybody move! Hold it right there! The fuse is out.
Ralphie:
Heh, I was just kidding, even though Schwartz is getting one. I guess I'd just like some Tinker Toys.
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating]
I couldn't believe my own ears. Tinker Toys? She'd never buy it.
Mother:
Randy? What's wrong? Whatcha cryin' for?
Randy:
Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!
Mother:
No he's not...
Randy:
Yes he is!
Mother:
No, I promise, Daddy is not going to kill Ralphie!
Mr. Parker:
He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.
Mother:
He does not!
Mr. Parker:
He does too, he looks like a pink nightmare!
Man in Line for Santa:
Young man. Hey, kid! Just where do you think you're going?
Ralphie:
Going up to see Santa.
Man in Line for Santa:
The line ENDS here. It begins THERE.
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