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Eliza, Sorrowing
Rears This Marble Slab
To Her Dear John
Who Died of Eating Crab.

On a grave digger:
Hooray my brave boys
Lets rejoice at his fall.
For if he had lived
He would have buried us all.

He lived
And died
By suicide

A Finished Artist
Here lies the body of
Detlof Swenson.
Waiter.
God finally caught his eye.
April 10, 1902

Once I wasn't
Then I was
Now I ain't again.

Thomas Stagg's epitaph:
That is all

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